Signs you are having a bad week:
1. Your can of shaving cream explodes in your face while you are showering resulting in shaving cream in your eyes and all over the ceiling. Consequently, at 8 in the morning you find yourself mopping the bathroom ceiling while you are wearing a towel.
2. At midnight while you are doing your laundry the washing machine figures that it's a good idea to quit mid-cycle. You are left with half-washed clothes that are sopping wet and soapy. Consequently, at 12:30 at night you are hand washing your jeans.
3. You do a load of white laundry specifically because you have no clean white tank tops only to discover that somehow the dryer (not even the washer, where you would expect such a thing to happen) turned all of your formerly white clothing light blue. Consequently, you now no longer own any white tank tops.
Yes, all of these things happened to me in the last 5 days (not even a whole week!). Because apparently normal end-of-term insanity just isn't enough.
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